I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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