In the future we'll all be gay
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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