I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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