it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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