If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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