She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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