it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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