so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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