i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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