So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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