no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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