Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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