I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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