Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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