Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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