I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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