is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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