why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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