The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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