he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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