I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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