The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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