You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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