Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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