I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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