You surviving the open bar?
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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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