Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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