How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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