So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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