Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
