No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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