sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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