: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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