Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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