Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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