What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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