Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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