Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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