I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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