Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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