White coat. Heels.
she looked like the before picture.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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