Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I did not marry a roomba.
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