i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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