question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My vagina is very pro this idea
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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