Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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