i may or may not be watching the land before time
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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