Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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