: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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