it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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