we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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