You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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