I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
