You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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