I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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